Things I’ve Crashed

• Bicycles: one titanium plate (5th metacarpal), two ceramic teeth, broken noses, road rash galore.
• Motorcycles: no major personal injuries; bent pegs+levers, dings, scrapes, and character on the bikes.
• Cars: ‘88 Dodge Omni: check; ‘95 Dodge Neon: check; ‘01 Honda Civic: clear!; ‘06 Acura TL: clear! — I’m getting better at driving, though I’ve not owned a car since 2007.
• Yahoo! Search backend: never listen to my vm.overcommit_memory advice on a Friday afternoon.
• Snowboards, skis, boats: plenty of miles, nothing major to date.
• Walking: Running into trees leaves forehead scabs.

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